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I found this awsome website which acknowledges all of the people named jared. like me. it's really cool. it's a great idea too. Check It Out!
An awesome blog where i discuss my life and how i try to make it more fun! yay!
I found this awsome website which acknowledges all of the people named jared. like me. it's really cool. it's a great idea too. Check It Out!
the cruise went off without a flaw. it was perfect. probably one of the most funnest things i have ever done. the girl didn't even sit or talk to us for most of the cruise, which was a very good thing. the girl that i was talking about didn't even bother us. it was perfect. perfect perfect perfect. i am soo happy.
I tried to get rid of that girl i was talking about, but it didn't work. she followed us around the library today. me and my friends go to the library after lunch everyday and she followed us there. everywhere i went, she was right behind me. i'm happy now because i found out we were taking normal busses to the dock so me and 2 other friends are getting a 3 seater and trying to avoid her. i kinda feel bad, but we aren't even her friends. too bad...
Hey! I just got a new job! It's a dishwasher at this place at Mama D's. i know it's not much and it pays $6 an hour and i'm not going for the new corperate advisor off exxon so it's perfect. how cool is that???
i have this really BIG problem. and when i say BIG, i mean BIG!!! There is this really really, lets just say "cursed" girl at our school. everybody she hangs out with suddenly loses their friends and she covers them with the love of the lord. she's really really really really really religious and ugly too. (i think she likes me) which isn't saying much for myself but every where i go, she follows me. it's disgusting, like a disease. more like a famine. me and my friends haven't even said 2 words to this vessel and at the science fair she declared us "her craziest best friends" that's just how weird this girl is. she probably has a jesus blog so watch out. you know that last year, she started a bible club at our school and they had to cancel it because she didn't even go to school, honestly, she must have missed a good 87 days of school. if not more. she is INSANE. but anyway, she wanted to be on our buddy list for the class trip which just happens to be a cruise. but we turned it in before she could get to us. the sad thing is that she signed up to go on our bus instead. OUR BUS!!!!!!! Of all of the 5 busses, she had to pick bus 2. this BI**H is insane beyond the definition. we were thinking that maby we could lock her in the bathroom on the bus, but then she would use her double bubble blast and break down the door with her fat. Then we were thinking that we could use her as an anchor to stop the boat from floating away but we quickly realized that all of the rope in the world wouldn't be enough to wrap around her. WHAT SHOULD I DO??? she smells bad too. if you think that i should be nice to her, then you must have never seen her in action. if we are seen talking to her or even within 3 seats on the bus of her our reputations will go so far down the chart, that we will be a social disaster. a tragedy. we will be marked for the rest of our lives. her hair has a radius of about three miles and that's after she cut it about 2 days ago. maybe i'll get lucky and there won't be any room on the bus after she gets on. our bus is the only bus not full and it's probably because they looked on the list and saw her name. HELP ME!!!
Go to www.Google.com and type in failure in the search bar. then click on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button and see what comes up. it's really funny
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